My wife has told me on multiple occasions that I have a “peculiar” sense of humor. When she isn’t in a good mood she puts it quite differently. My point is that from time to time I am going to share with you something that has caused me to burst out laughing and quite possibly wet myself, but some of you might not find it even remotely amusing. I apologize to those who do not understand. For those of you who share my sense of humor please find professional help before it is too late.