I’m 30 years old, Twitter makes me feel like I’m 70. There was a time when I had mastered everything technological. Having problems with your modem, move aside & let me work. What do you mean you’re having problems getting onto AOL, let me handle that for you. Yes I know the difference between RAM & Hard Drive can be a little tricky let me explain. As the years have went by technology is starting to look more & more like Egyptian hieroglyphs.
Take Twitter for example. I expected to storm onto ‘Twitter, master it in a couple of hours, and then leave it as the unquestioned ruler. Instead I stumbled onto twitter with my shirt untucked, shoe laces untied, & a booger hanging from my nose. Why can’t I type anymore? Why am I on that list? What does # mean? Why would I want to follow Asthon Kutcher? Why is the person I followed tweeting every 5 minutes detailing their bathroom break. Needless to say I wet myself & fled screaming at the top of my lungs.
Since then I have humbly returned and am slowly attempting to learn the intricacies of the twitter-verse. That person who was tweeting every 5 minutes? I gave them the ole AOL “GOOD BYE”. I now understand the character restriction. Still refuse to follow Ashton Kutcher. And will fully admit # still baffles me. Yet I have found a group of people I like to follow & who entertain me. I have also learned to utilize twitter by telling everyone about my new posts & sharing really good posts I have read.
So in summation I still feel like I need to sign up for AARP whenever I get on twitter but I no longer feel like my hip is going to break. If you all have any suggestions for people to follow who are entertaining let me know!
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