There are certain things in life that should be common knowledge, yet somehow don’t seem to be. I plan on periodically posting some of this uncommon common knowledge in order to assist those who may not be in the know. I am well aware that by writing these rules they are no longer considered to be unwritten, but my hope is that they will be distributed to all those people who are clueless about the most important things in the world.
Thous Shalt Not Use The Urinal Next To A Dude If There Is A Further Away Urinal That Is Open
Seriously how is this one not known? If there are five other urinals open why are you going to scoot up right next to me? Now if you pick a urinal towards the middle of the pack then you are asking for it. But if you (like me) pick the urinals on the fringe you should be able to expect plenty of elbow and leg room. You should not have to fear that someone has an unnatural desire to be close to another while ridding his body of waste. For the love of all that is holy do not pick a urinal next to another dude unless you have no choice. Thank you